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I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world.

I love you!

My ring..

Best tattoo ever… I want one.

Yeah, I’m obsessed with buzz f’n lighyear!

Did they arrest George Clooney? On a related note, I laughed out loud with this vid.

In today’s episode of RESPONSIBLE PARENTING: When 7-year old birthday parties get out of control … (with booty poppin … booty booty poppin).

I got one question … grape or red? …. GRAPE … OR … RED?

I’m more of a fan of the sequel “Good Night Vagina 2: Vagina Zombie Attack.”

So I signed on to write The Avengers porn spoof and I’m thinking this may be the super villain.

Bahahaha god love his wittle soul.